How else will he know?*
"Wait, what? Someone made a website about.. my favorite pizza toppings? Hold on, I'm getting another call— [ ... ] You still there? Alright so you were saying, people are guessing my fav— Telling? They're telling me theirs? Why? Why would anyone make that? Whatever, anyway did you pick up my dry cleaning?"–Conan O'Brien
*He probably won't see it though.